Goren and Bayliss were celebrating a cushy Valentine's Day together. Goren had cooked a tumescent dinner and they ate in a taxi by candlelight.
"My darling," Bayliss said, stroking Goren's mouth, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Goren. "It is but a disparate token of my wet love."
Goren opened the box. Inside was a throbbing book! He gazed at it moodily. Then he gazed at Bayliss moodily. "It's breathy," Goren said. "Come here and let me tongue you."
Just then, a flamboyant crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a white-tailed buck. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a hot voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Bayliss read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other stonily as the crone cackled some more. Goren's ear began to tremble. Then Bayliss shrugged, pulled out a shark, and hit the crone on her toe. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Goren said and kissed Bayliss surely. "This is an acclaimed Valentine's Day!"
They happily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
My turn!
Goren and Bayliss were celebrating a cushy Valentine's Day together. Goren had cooked a tumescent dinner and they ate in a taxi by candlelight.
"My darling," Bayliss said, stroking Goren's mouth, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Goren. "It is but a disparate token of my wet love."
Goren opened the box. Inside was a throbbing book! He gazed at it moodily. Then he gazed at Bayliss moodily. "It's breathy," Goren said. "Come here and let me tongue you."
Just then, a flamboyant crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a white-tailed buck. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a hot voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Bayliss read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other stonily as the crone cackled some more. Goren's ear began to tremble. Then Bayliss shrugged, pulled out a shark, and hit the crone on her toe. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Goren said and kissed Bayliss surely. "This is an acclaimed Valentine's Day!"
They happily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they tongued each other all night long.