I, too, would watch this show! My cat (Punchy DeLeon, named after Lewis Black's character on H:LotS) would sound like this:

"Do you have any food?"

"I can has noms now?"

"Run a trickle of water in the bathtub for me so I can drink water that's somehow SO MUCH BETTER than the water in my dish?"

"What's this on the floor? Can I eat it?"

"No, I won't sleep next to you ever again. I'm going to sleep in the basement."

IDEK, M and K. Somehow I love him anyway. *g*