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twoweevils) wrote2009-07-23 08:17 am
twoweevils) wrote2009-07-23 08:17 am
Coming soon to a cable access station near you...
CAT ON THE BED
episode the first
(Ben jumps on the bed like the hounds of hell are after him)
M: Tonight's guest cat is...Ben!
(Ben eats some Pringle crumbs that have been left on the bed by someone who shall remain nameless)
M: Ben, can you tell us a little about yourself?
Ben: I have testicles! which is a lie
M: Anything else you'd like to share with our audience?
Ben: Man cats have testicles! I eat Pringles!
M: Sadly, yes, you do. (glares at K, the Pringle enabler)
(Ben jumps down)
M: So...that was Ben. Stay tuned tomorrow for more exciting discussions of testicles! And possibly a demonstration of how to keep them clean with furious grooming.
(cue theme music, which sounds suspiciously like a Bhangra version of the closing theme from "I Love Lucy").
episode the first
(Ben jumps on the bed like the hounds of hell are after him)
M: Tonight's guest cat is...Ben!
(Ben eats some Pringle crumbs that have been left on the bed by someone who shall remain nameless)
M: Ben, can you tell us a little about yourself?
Ben: I have testicles! which is a lie
M: Anything else you'd like to share with our audience?
Ben: Man cats have testicles! I eat Pringles!
M: Sadly, yes, you do. (glares at K, the Pringle enabler)
(Ben jumps down)
M: So...that was Ben. Stay tuned tomorrow for more exciting discussions of testicles! And possibly a demonstration of how to keep them clean with furious grooming.
(cue theme music, which sounds suspiciously like a Bhangra version of the closing theme from "I Love Lucy").