Coming soon to a cable access station near you...

[twoweevils]

CAT ON THE BED
episode the first

(Ben jumps on the bed like the hounds of hell are after him)

M: Tonight's guest cat is...Ben!

(Ben eats some Pringle crumbs that have been left on the bed by someone who shall remain nameless)

M: Ben, can you tell us a little about yourself?

Ben: I have testicles! which is a lie

M: Anything else you'd like to share with our audience?

Ben: Man cats have testicles! I eat Pringles!

M: Sadly, yes, you do. (glares at K, the Pringle enabler)

(Ben jumps down)

M: So...that was Ben. Stay tuned tomorrow for more exciting discussions of testicles! And possibly a demonstration of how to keep them clean with furious grooming.

(cue theme music, which sounds suspiciously like a Bhangra version of the closing theme from "I Love Lucy").

Comments

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

I, too, would watch this show! My cat (Punchy DeLeon, named after Lewis Black's character on H:LotS) would sound like this:

"Do you have any food?"

"I can has noms now?"

"Run a trickle of water in the bathtub for me so I can drink water that's somehow SO MUCH BETTER than the water in my dish?"

"What's this on the floor? Can I eat it?"

"No, I won't sleep next to you ever again. I'm going to sleep in the basement."

IDEK, M and K. Somehow I love him anyway. *g*

[twoweevils.livejournal.com]

It sounds like Punchy ought to have his own show! Or possibly Ben could interview him. That would be interesting!

K.