Happy Meme: Day 5
Apr. 18th, 2009 09:22 pmThe races were great fun, even though no one went home with more money than they came with. Here are our racing tips:
1. Always pick the grey horse. (Though this may only work for me--M lost $2 today on a grey horse.)
2. Don't pick the favourite. Every time either of us picked the favourite, it came in dead last.
3. Whatever else you do, under no circumstances pick a horse with "cat," "kitten," or anything that even sounds vaguely feline in its name. Don't even pick one whose sire or dam has "cat" in the name. M has a theory that the cat gods don't like horses taking their names in vain. They always lose.
So we won enough to pay for our lunch, with a little left over, which made it about the same price as going to the movies--and probably more fun (unless we had gone to see Fast and Furious, I guess). And I owe my boss $5 because I bet on a longshot that had the same name as her husband and it won.
That wouldn't have happened at the movies.
K.
1. Always pick the grey horse. (Though this may only work for me--M lost $2 today on a grey horse.)
2. Don't pick the favourite. Every time either of us picked the favourite, it came in dead last.
3. Whatever else you do, under no circumstances pick a horse with "cat," "kitten," or anything that even sounds vaguely feline in its name. Don't even pick one whose sire or dam has "cat" in the name. M has a theory that the cat gods don't like horses taking their names in vain. They always lose.
So we won enough to pay for our lunch, with a little left over, which made it about the same price as going to the movies--and probably more fun (unless we had gone to see Fast and Furious, I guess). And I owe my boss $5 because I bet on a longshot that had the same name as her husband and it won.
That wouldn't have happened at the movies.
K.