The Lesser of Two Weevils: being the writings of two nice ladies

Title: The burn bag at Bethesda
Author: twoweevils
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

Note: Set immediately post-SWAK. This was originally posted as two separate stories for the ncis_flashfic "Epistolary" and "In Sickness and Health" challenges. For archival purposes, I'm posting them together as a single story.

"I'm giving this to Dr. Brad Pitt..."

M.

Title: You Gotta Ask Yourself a Question
Author: twoweevils
Characters: Kate, Tony, and a special guest
Genre: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None
Note: Written for the ncis_flashfic "Image" challenge - inspired by this photo.

Disclaimer: Kate and Tony belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. The special guest belongs to Warner Brothers. And some people named Fink, I think.

"It all depends on whether you feel lucky."


M.

Title: Training Day
Author: twoweevils
Pairing: Tony DiNozzo/Mike Kellerman (Homicide: Life on the Street)
Genre: Slash
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Tony DiNozzo belongs to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. Mike Kellerman, Kay Howard, and Meldrick Lewis are the property of The Levinson/Fontana Company and NBC. No copyright infringement is intended. Everyone else came out of our pointy heads.

Note: Written for the ncis_flashfic "Crossovers" challenge.

"Kellerman, you get to break the new guy in for me."

Title: Bittersweet
Rating: NC-17
Characters: David/Shepard; Ari Haswari
Word Count: 1,929

Notes: Originally published 02/23/2006 for the ncis_flashfic "Marks" challenge. The pairing is David/Shepard, but the story's mostly about Ziva's youth. Thanks to lonelywalker and marafish for help with Hebrew. Any translation errors are not their fault. English for the Hebrew and Arabic in this story should pop-up if you hover over the word with your cursor. Also, thanks to skripka whose beautiful fic Cairo helped flavour this story.

x-posted: zivadavid, ncis_slash

Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

They called it a strawberry birthmark.

Title: The Cooler King
Author: twoweevils
Pairing: None (for now)
Genre: Gen
Rating: PG-13 (Coarse Language)
Disclaimer: Tony DiNozzo belongs to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. Mike Kellerman is the property of The Levinson/Fontana Company and NBC. No copyright infringement is intended. Everyone else came out of our pointy heads.

Note: Originally posted for the ncis_flashfic "Youth" challenge.

(A veteran of new guy politics, Tony had done his best to fit in.)

Category: Gen
Pairing: None
Spoilers: Kill Ari
Summary: You can't hide much from a Senior Field Agent.
Notes: Clocked in at 48 minutes. Originally posted 12/11/2005 in ncis_flashfic as part of the Flash Challenge: Write a story in 60 minutes. May form the basis for a longer piece.

(The bullet had entered the forehead dead center.)

TITLE: Twenty Questions
AUTHOR: Mweevil
CATEGORY: Gen with a splash of Gibbs/DiNozzo pre-Slash
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: None

Originally posted 09/04/2005 in ncis_flashfic as part of the "Midnight" challenge.

Thanks, as always, to Kweevil, beta extraordinaire!

("Is it bigger than a sofa?")