twoweevils | Entries tagged with gibbs/dinozzo

Title: Oatmeal
Author:

twoweevils
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Genre: Slash
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

Note: Thank the Maker for

cereta. She asked what our favourite characters eat for breakfast.. And suddenly Gibbs started talking. He hasn't said a word to me in...forever. It's too long to fit in a comment so I'm posting it here. Also? K rocks because she makes oatmeal for me and makes everything else taste better.

( Here's what he said... )

Title: The burn bag at Bethesda
Author:

twoweevils
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

Note: Set immediately post-SWAK. This was originally posted as two separate stories for the

ncis_flashfic "Epistolary" and "In Sickness and Health" challenges. For archival purposes, I'm posting them together as a single story.

"I'm giving this to Dr. Brad Pitt..."

M.

Title: Uncertainty Principle
Author:

twoweevils
Archive: Sure. Just let us know.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Word Count: 4,597
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al.
Note: Written for

linaerys as part of the

ncis_ficathon. The prompt is revealed at the end of the story. Major thanks to

malnpudl for her wonderful beta that added so much to this story.

See you later, DiNozzo.

M.

Title: Paideia
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Genre: Slash
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 02x22 - SWAK
Note: Written for the

ncis_flashfic "Seven Sins and Seven Virtues" challenge.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al.

(DiNozzo was a different story.)

( As promised... )

Up next: NCIS Confidential

Title: Mañana
Author:

twoweevils
Genre: Gen
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

Note: Episode tag for 3x24 Hiatus(2)

( There was paperwork to do. )

Title: Shift
Author:

highwaymiles prompt by

ladynyxchaos, "Tony shows Gibbs how to handle his Mustang."

Dedicated to

malnpudl on the occasion of her birthday (well, a few days late).

x-posted to

highwaymiles,

ncis_slash,

gibbs_dinozzo

( What do you mean, you never drove a stick? )

Author:

twoweevils
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

Notes: K and I wrote these last summer, as emails, to amuse one another. The slash is there, but it's more about cases and how Tony and the team handle things when Gibbs isn't on site. We cleaned them up last week and posted them for the

ncis_flashfic "Documentation" challenge.

The link takes you to our website.

With respect, I'd like you to reconsider your decision and assign someone else to this task force...

x-posted:

ncis_slash,

ncisfanfic

Title: A la Carte
Author:

twoweevils
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: PG13

Note: Missing scene from 3x16 Family Secrets. Mild spoilers --actually, incomprehensible-- if you haven't seen the ep.

( René was going a little heavy on the lemon pepper tonight. )

Author:

twoweevils
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

Note: Episode tag (although, when it gets over 3,000 words, is it still a tag?) for 3x11 Model Behaviour. Major thanks and hugs to

malnpudl who beta'd this in its original form and made some brilliant suggestions to make it better. Assigning this one to the "Deep" prompt for the

smut_69 table because we've been neglecting the smut and that word appears 4 times in this story.

( What's a Gaggia? )

Title: A Taste of Honey
Author: mweevil of

twoweevils
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: PG-13
For:

ncis_tinsel Requester 30, who asked for: "Gibbs/DiNozzo, Christmastime, not schmoopy--angst is good, happy ending would be nice as well. What do they get each other for Christmas, if anything? How do they spend the holiday?"

Note: It does get a little schmoopy, but that's Christmas for you. Best wishes for the season!

("Pick it up and shake it, McGee.")

Title: On it, Boss
Author: Mweevil, with K on clean up and moral support duty.
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

Note: For Pucker Up: The Multifandom Mini Challenge, hosted by the ever-talented

scribblinlenore.

Also satisfies the "Kiss" prompt for my

smut_69 table...although it's not *that* smutty.

Cross-posted to

ncis_slash and

ncisfanfic

( On it, Boss. )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Ice
Author:

twoweevils
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Genre: Slash, first time
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

Note: Episode tag (with spoilers) for 3x08 Under Covers. Fulfills the "ice" prompt for my

smut_69 table, x-posted to

ncis_slash and

ncisfanfic.

( Ice )

Title: Clean
Author: TwoWeevils
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo UST
Timeline: 2x10 "Chained"
Length: 4,296
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

Notes: Everybody gets to write a post-Chained story. Our turn! Posted to

ncis_slash and

ncisfanfic.

( Uh...this is your house, Boss. )

Current Mood: sick

Title: Monica's Birthday
Author:

twoweevils
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

Note: Episode tag (with spoilers) for The Voyeur's Web. You *know* I just couldn't leave that alone. Dedicated to the always-lovely Kweevil who stayed up late with me so I could get this out of my head.

x-posted to

ncis_slash

( Monica's Birthday )

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: I Don't Care - Ricky Martin

Title: Wayward Son
Author: TwoWeevils
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: PG13 for adult situations
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

Notes: No spoilers. Written for Can't Fight This Feeling: The Power Ballad Slash Ficathon and originally posted 10/19/2005 for the

ncis_flashfic Influence challenge. Cross-posted to

_duckaholics_

("Have a Dorito.")

Current Mood: thoughtful
Current Music: Another One Bites The Dust - Queen

Title: The Trick is Not Minding (4/4)
Author: TwoWeevils
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo avec le slash
Timeline: 2x18 "Bikini Wax"
Length: Part 4 - 906 words
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Coda: 4:00am )

Current Mood: tired

Title: The Trick is Not Minding (3/4)
Author: TwoWeevils
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo avec le slash
Timeline: 2x18 "Bikini Wax"
Length: Part 3 - 3,065 words
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Part Three: I guess you're not so sleepy anymore. )

Current Mood: creative

Title: The Trick is Not Minding (2/4)
Author: TwoWeevils
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo avec le slash
Timeline: 2x18 "Bikini Wax"
Length: Part 2 - 4,953 words
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Part Two: How do you drink that stuff? )

Current Mood: anxious

Title: The Trick is Not Minding (1/4)
Author: TwoWeevils
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo avec le slash
Timeline: 2x18 "Bikini Wax"
Length: Part 1 - 3,310 words
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

Notes: Sequel to the unintended cliffhanger at the end of Between Good and Better. Look for the shout outs to The Hunt for Red October, The Aubrey/Maturin books, Horatio Hornblower, and Numb3rs.

Authenticity robbed from Popular Science, August 2005; and the always-wonderful Wikipedia.

( Part One: I wouldn't mind a slice of that. )

Current Mood: accomplished

The Lesser of Two Weevils: being the writings of two nice ladies

NCIS Fic: Oatmeal

NCIS Fic: The burn bag at Bethesda

NCIS Fic: Uncertainty Principle

NCIS Fic: Paideia

DVD Commentary: The Buddy System

NCIS Fic: Mañana

NCIS Fic: Shift

NCIS Confidential: How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Trust DiNozzo

NCIS Ficlet: A la Carte

NCIS Fic: Dating George Clooney

NCIS Fic: A Taste Of Honey

NCIS Fic: On it, Boss

NCIS Fic: Ice

NCIS Fic: Clean

NCIS Ficlet: Monica's Birthday

NCIS Fic: Wayward Son

NCIS Fic: The Trick is Not Minding (4/4)

NCIS Fic: The Trick is Not Minding (3/4)

NCIS Fic: The Trick is Not Minding (2/4)

NCIS Fic: The Trick is Not Minding (1/4)

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