No joy in Mudville
Jan. 23rd, 2006 08:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
twoweevils1. Well, in spite of all the digits that were being crossed and all the good wishes that were sent, the bastards declined even to interview me for this job. Their loss. Anyone who wants to continue keeping their fingers crossed that I find a job which doesn't make me wear a uniform or ask permission to go to the washroom, please feel free.
2. This is how I consoled myself, after railing at the universe for a while: horrifying my wife. You could cross Good Eats with Iron Chef America since Alton Brown is on both shows. I'm envisioning a kind of Secret Lives of the Iron Chefs thing where Morimoto and that other giant man are the porn stars, Bobby Flay is the fluffer, and Alton Brown is still fulfilling his role as Fukui-san. Gives "Take it, Ohta" a whole new meaning.
3. If you want to get that image out of your head, and I suspect you do, go read Rule 8. Yes, it says it's by both the weevils, but since M. wrote 99% of it (really, I think I added about five words), I feel justified in pimping it here.
4. Also, see my new icon? M. made it for me, because they call me The Proofreader. Fear me.
5. If you live in the US and get cable, C-SPAN will be simulcasting the CBC's coverage of the election results tonight, starting at 10 p.m. EST. And if you don't watch C-SPAN or visit their website every now and then, you're missing out.
6. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Canada tonight. See you all on the flip side.
K.
2. This is how I consoled myself, after railing at the universe for a while: horrifying my wife. You could cross Good Eats with Iron Chef America since Alton Brown is on both shows. I'm envisioning a kind of Secret Lives of the Iron Chefs thing where Morimoto and that other giant man are the porn stars, Bobby Flay is the fluffer, and Alton Brown is still fulfilling his role as Fukui-san. Gives "Take it, Ohta" a whole new meaning.
3. If you want to get that image out of your head, and I suspect you do, go read Rule 8. Yes, it says it's by both the weevils, but since M. wrote 99% of it (really, I think I added about five words), I feel justified in pimping it here.
4. Also, see my new icon? M. made it for me, because they call me The Proofreader. Fear me.
5. If you live in the US and get cable, C-SPAN will be simulcasting the CBC's coverage of the election results tonight, starting at 10 p.m. EST. And if you don't watch C-SPAN or visit their website every now and then, you're missing out.
6. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Canada tonight. See you all on the flip side.
K.
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Date: 2006-01-24 04:09 am (UTC)