NCIS drabble: Your Friend Was Magnificent
Jan. 31st, 2006 04:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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linaerys posted a link to Brokeback Top Gun, which gives me the perfect excuse to post this silly little scene I doodled after the last time K and I watched Top Gun. "Okay, that?" Abby uncurled her legs and stretched so her feet were resting on McGee's lap. "Was the gayest movie ever." "What?" McGee turned and looked at Abby, her face lit only by the flickering screen as the credits rolled. "Are you kidding, McGee?" She nudged McGee's stomach with one foot. He recognized the signal and started rubbing it absently. "Tell him, Tony." On the carpet in front of the tv, DiNozzo rolled over onto his back, sliding a cushion under his head. "Total homoerotic subtext, McGee. Don't tell me you didn't see it." McGee shook his head. "I don't know what you're talking about. Who was gay?" "Maverick!" Abby and Tony shouted in chorus. "That's what makes it a perfect date movie," Tony continued. "It's got something for everyone. Hot woman with a man's name who goes around dominating young fighter jocks and wears that leather jacket---" "And the stockings!" Abby called out. "Don't forget the dominatrix stockings with the seams up the back!" "—Schmoopy romance for the chick flick factor," Tony mused, "hot fighter jets and stuff blowing up to keep the guys happy." He reached for the popcorn bowl and put it on his stomach, helping himself to a generous handful. "That half-naked beach volleyball scene..." "And," Abby finished triumphantly, "the deep and unrequited love of Goose and Maverick!" McGee looked at each of them in turn. "You're nuts!" "I don't know, Abbs." Tony munched on some popcorn. "I think the simmering lust of Mav and Iceman was the more significant relationship in the piece." "Oh yeah!" Abby's eyes lit up. "That whole biting thing?" "And don't forget," Tony added, batting his eyelashes at Abby, "You can be my wingman any time!" "Bullshit!" Abby countered. "You can be MINE!" Tony grinned. "I guess we know who's pitching and who's catching, huh?" "Wait a minute," McGee protested. "How do you explain Maverick and Charlie flying off into the sunset together at the end?" Tony and Abby looked at each other for a moment, then turned to McGee and shouted in one voice, "BEARD!" |
M.
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Date: 2006-01-31 09:38 pm (UTC)What a great little scene you wrote. Very meta, and also, like, the exact same conversations I've had with girl and guy friends about this movie.
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Date: 2006-02-01 02:41 am (UTC)And you are SO right about The Fast and The Furious. In fact, I would venture that every single Vin Diesel movie is kind of dripping with teh gay.
M.
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Date: 2006-02-01 02:25 am (UTC)M.
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Date: 2006-01-31 09:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-01 02:26 am (UTC)M.
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Date: 2006-01-31 09:38 pm (UTC)You almost make me want to watch it though.
Almost. *g*
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Date: 2006-02-01 01:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-02-01 02:34 am (UTC)And I just couldn't understand why they cut out the scene where Mav and Ice make out in the locker room. Because I KNOW it happened.
It's cheesy and very, very 80s. But there are many hot, hard-bodied guys. And during one memorable scene, they take their shirts off and play volleyball. I can forgive a whole lot for that volleyball scene.
With the right company, it's a really entertaining couple of hours.
M.
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Date: 2006-02-01 05:21 pm (UTC)Thank you for sharing the icon, I snagged it. *g* It's not uploaded yet, of course, but look, I have a Dirty Dancing one, lol!
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Date: 2006-01-31 10:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-01 02:35 am (UTC)*grin* With Abby running interference, I don't think Tony has too much to worry about.
M.
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Date: 2006-01-31 10:49 pm (UTC)LMAO!
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Date: 2006-02-01 02:36 am (UTC)M.
PS - I love your icon!
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Date: 2006-02-01 01:46 am (UTC)Darn, no Top Gun icons! *g*
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Date: 2006-02-01 02:39 am (UTC)You're welcome to make use of my Mav/Ice icon if you like.
M.
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Date: 2006-02-01 02:46 am (UTC)Thanks for the giggle!
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Date: 2006-02-01 05:22 pm (UTC)Now if only I had comparable company!
I've been thinking about the idea of movie night at Abby's since I read about the NCIS-watching parties that Pauley hosts on Tuesday nights. *grin*
M.
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Date: 2006-02-01 02:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-01 05:23 pm (UTC)M.
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Date: 2006-02-06 12:46 pm (UTC)YAY!
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Date: 2006-02-06 02:17 pm (UTC)Happy to be of service! Thank you!
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