NCIS drabble: Your Friend Was Magnificent

[twoweevils]

linaerys posted a link to Brokeback Top Gun, which gives me the perfect excuse to post this silly little scene I doodled after the last time K and I watched Top Gun.

"Okay, that?" Abby uncurled her legs and stretched so her feet were resting on McGee's lap. "Was the gayest movie ever." "What?" McGee turned and looked at Abby, her face lit only by the flickering screen as the credits rolled. "Are you kidding, McGee?" She nudged McGee's stomach with one foot. He recognized the signal and started rubbing it absently. "Tell him, Tony." On the carpet in front of the tv, DiNozzo rolled over onto his back, sliding a cushion under his head. "Total homoerotic subtext, McGee. Don't tell me you didn't see it." McGee shook his head. "I don't know what you're talking about. Who was gay?" "Maverick!" Abby and Tony shouted in chorus. "That's what makes it a perfect date movie," Tony continued. "It's got something for everyone. Hot woman with a man's name who goes around dominating young fighter jocks and wears that leather jacket---" "And the stockings!" Abby called out. "Don't forget the dominatrix stockings with the seams up the back!" "—Schmoopy romance for the chick flick factor," Tony mused, "hot fighter jets and stuff blowing up to keep the guys happy." He reached for the popcorn bowl and put it on his stomach, helping himself to a generous handful. "That half-naked beach volleyball scene..." "And," Abby finished triumphantly, "the deep and unrequited love of Goose and Maverick!" McGee looked at each of them in turn. "You're nuts!" "I don't know, Abbs." Tony munched on some popcorn. "I think the simmering lust of Mav and Iceman was the more significant relationship in the piece." "Oh yeah!" Abby's eyes lit up. "That whole biting thing?" "And don't forget," Tony added, batting his eyelashes at Abby, "You can be my wingman any time!" "Bullshit!" Abby countered. "You can be MINE!" Tony grinned. "I guess we know who's pitching and who's catching, huh?" "Wait a minute," McGee protested. "How do you explain Maverick and Charlie flying off into the sunset together at the end?" Tony and Abby looked at each other for a moment, then turned to McGee and shouted in one voice, "BEARD!"

M.

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[twoweevils.livejournal.com]

Good thing for Tony that McGee's too flustered to figure out just how Tony knows so much.

*grin* With Abby running interference, I don't think Tony has too much to worry about.

M.